Jokes we have compiled so far this year
Jokes to put a smile on your face.
Here are some of the best jokes we've heard this year so far. Each is guaranteed to put a smile on your face! If you have jokes which are as funny or even better than these then feel free to add them yourself. Simply contact us and if we smile, the joke goes in!
Have you heard about the magic tractor? It drives down a lane and turns into a field!
Have you heard about the new industry which has sprung up in the Venezuelan capital? It's Caracas!
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
Why did the chicken cross the road? The turkeys were too busy voting for Christmas.
A man walks into a bar and says 'Ouch'!
A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman 'Can I have a... 'Beer?' The bar man replies 'Why the long paws?'
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one: but does the light bulb really want to change?
A man walks into a video shop and asks “Can I have Batman Forever?” “No,” came the reply, “You've got to bring it back tomorrow!” (Tim Vine)